LIGHT 'EM UP

Of course! Definitely not right now, but someday. I think she’d actually murder me if I even thought about proposing before we graduate. 

No, I hate living with two other athletes that I can talk sports and stuff with all day long. It’s the worst. I hate having roommates who share my interests. 

I’m a Team Leader over at Tigger’s trampoline gym now, and I’m not gonna lie, it’s the best first job a guy can have. 

Yep, I’d totally love to never be able to illuminate anything ever again. 

Ofelia: I was nauseous the entire time I was home in Pixie Hollow. I couldn't figure out why and then as soon as I was back in my ~newly renovated~ cottage and opened up my closet I was instantly cured. The leaf dresses and flower petal skirts were LITERALLY making me want to vomit.

Leah: Just saw a squirrel do a backflip out off of someone's roof. You should probably put the thing on the cheerleading squad, it looked like an audition if I ever saw one.

I’m going for head cheerleader come Fall! Wish me luck. 

Ronnie: Stoooop pretending you're too cool for fantasy football, it's fun! It's just more fun when you don't draft a bunch of dudes who break their ankles and collarbones and brains!

Ronnie: I'd totally keep playing stuff if I had a broken ankle, I'm way tougher than these big babies! Maybe I should be in the NFL.

Ronnie: Why is my fantasy football team SO bad?!?!

If true crime podcasts scare you, you should come to Halloweentown. That’ll really do it to you. It doesn’t scare me, but I love Root of Evil. It’s literally so wild. 

You can pass me on that. I’m a fairy, man, I’d get eaten in Halloweentown so fast. What’s Root of Evil? 

Excuse me? How the hell are we best friends and true crime freaks you out this bad! Now that I’m a #LongDistanceWifey, I love going to bed listening to my new favorite podcast about Cults in the dark and those are Not easy listens by any means! What podcasts are you listening to anyway?

Because it’s true! I was into your cryptid stuff with monster fucking and whatnot, but crimes that have actually happened are freaky! I listen to My Favorite Murder and This Podcast Will Kill You. Cults are different though, I think. They’re fascinating. 

Unfortunately my fun has been rained on by a newly bitter roommate, so party plans have been put on the back burner for now. I’m not sure many people would’ve turned up anyways unless I invited the “popular” crowd. You know me, my fun is never not wholesome. But you and Delia J are always welcome to come hang out with me and Fab even if you two aren’t together. I’ve put the whole leaked sex tape thing behind me and can look at you without wanting to bury your head in the sand.

Oh booo, throw the party anyway! Don’t let a lame roommate bring you down. The popular crowd, meaning like the @ pack? I’m in the @ pack so I could just bring a couple cool kids myself, you know. Yeah, I think it’s best if DJ and I stay...apart. It was a pretty messy breakup, it’d be hard on both of us. I appreciate you being able to look past the accidental sex tape, though. I’m sorry you’ve ever had to see my pasty ass ass.