Doll Thoughts!!!

I'm having sex with a clown right now and pro tip do not let her use anal beads, I've been pulling for like half an hour now and there's no end in sight

Don't let her suck your dick either after I came she twisted my cock into the shape of a sword and I'm both amazed and concerned

Be careful about the tits too, I squeezed one and seltzer sprayed in my face, otherwise they're good to go if you're willing to pretend she's lactating

Okay I had enough, I decided to just let her top me and when she came I felt a "bang" flag come out of her dick and now she can't pull out

Making out with a clown and you know she's enjoying it when you hear that ascending slide whistle.

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

official linguistics post

official linguistics post

Professor Betas Georg, who writes 50k omegaverse fics during office hours, boldy wrote "beta" on the board while observing which of his students went dead. still.

official linguistics post

official linguistics post

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

Oh he's definitely eating it

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

Girls are you okay?

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

foxgirls should be able to turn into smol foxie form so that you can carry them around in your arms

Doll whose purpose is to accompany its owner around. Just enjoying and exploring every activity they take it to do, its sparkling eyes and happy noises increade the joy of every activity tenfold. And when it's sat on their lap as they work, or play or just watch something together, its happy noises and joyful bounces just make them smile brightly.

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"