The Snow Queen

hey don't cry. bruce springsteen tried to dodge the draft by telling the army he was gay before failing his physical anyway ok?

A true American patriot

Having worked in this part of Maryland, this is not even that weird to hear about.

lil wayne's 2020 song "piano trap" features the line "percocet got me vertical". which i assume is him mixing up his horizontal and vertical. nevertheless, i can't escape the mental image of wayne popping a bunch of percs and then immediately standing ramrod straight at attention for six hours

being on the internet

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!

GOOD MORNING! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO REMIND THE PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE!!

Me and my Indian coworker trying to explain to our boss why we don’t like the monarchy.

me when I "don't have a headache" after I "drink a glass of water"

I’m not casual. I will swallow your soul so we can emerge as one.