Winds are Changing

my body is not a flesh prison, it’s a divine weapon that I get to inhabit during my time on this earth. And also it’s fuckable like crazy

this post doing numbers with sexworkers i’m mutuals with who don’t reblog trans women lol

I really need to start re-framing my head to include this view of myself.

John "I will literally fuck anyone" Constantine. He's the Jack Harkness of DC.

The whole “capitalism gave you the Internet” thing is especially funny if you actually work in network infrastructure, since one of the first things you’ll learn is that many software technologies that are absolutely critical to the day to day functioning of the Internet are being maintained on a volunteer basis by small, decentralised teams working in whatever free time their day jobs leave them, and that we’d have a crisis on our hands within thirty days if any one of those maintainers were to get hit by a bus and nobody stepped up to replace them. Like, the whole commercial edifice of the Internet rests on the continuous unpaid labour of a relative handful of people who are essentially just doing it for fun.

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

Oh hell yeah this is what I’m here for

Okay, I’ve seen this thread a dozen times before, but not with this addendum.

Our ancient ancestors evolved alongside numerous other subspecies. Homo erectus, homo habilis, and Robust Austalopiths all existed at the same time. More recently on the geological scale Homo sapiens and Homo neander (Neanderthal) competed for resources and space. We likely evolved to recognize something that looks much like us, but just slightly different, as a threat. Possibly the origin of the Uncanny Valley.

forgetting #3 “I never suffered so the people claiming they’re suffering are exaggerating”

leaving out #4 “You have no idea what I’ve suffered. You would have never survived what I survived.”

Leaving out #5 "Your suffering makes my life easier so I'm going to make sure you keep suffering."

Holding the actual joke in my hand again and still can’t believe it’s real.

#a joke about trans ppl that isn’t at their expense??? and is just a pun?????

I actually knew a trans woman who had a transistor tattoo, based on this pun

A QUALITY PUN :D

@dallimar

I literally named my first business after leaving the military Transistor Tech Solutions. The pun was the only reason I went with it. Because puns.

Oh if that isn't exactly the mood...

My amazing wife folks.