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culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

nevergenders

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

scumbagsblog

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

likeits1995

SO PROUD

ghost--ranger

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

crimezi

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

stars-for-thought

We will all protect the small one.

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foodffs

Portobello Mushroom Pizza

Recipe: http://cakewhiz.com/portobello-mushroom-pizza-low-carb/

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adeles

Baby Moana + her friend (▰˘◡˘▰)

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amerikhantrash

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

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madmaninachair-deactivated20140

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

glitterstimdealer

Is that a thing people can do?????????

pokemonrubysapphiremoved

yea

mirrorgemstone

there are people that cant do that??????????

herpowerisherown

We are a chosen few. We have a great power.

wewerealltoblame

It’s called echoic memory

wyvern-flight-deactivated201502

That reminds me…

You’re welcome.

agentred5-blog

Damn you

cerulean--blues

Man, I love having echoic memory. Once, when I was writing an exam for a psych class, I made my internal monologue sound like Sean Connery. It was infinitely more entertaining.

breadlesbian

idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of pet groomer jenny baxter at 5 pm today

aiweirdness

The neural network generated pickup lines that are actually kind of adorable

So it occurred to me that the same neural network framework I’ve trained on recipes, Pokemon, superhero names, and Irish tune names might be able to write pick up lines as well.

Gathering the dataset was much more painful than I had expected - I hadn’t really read many of these before, and most were obscene, or aggressive, or kind of insulting. I began to regret the whole project.

But although the neural network figured out the basic forms “You must be a … because….” or “Hey baby, wanna…” it never learned to generate the worst lines - most of these were based on wordplay that it didn’t have a chance of reproducing.

Instead, it began to generate lines that varied from incomprehensible to surreal to kind of adorable:

Are you a 4loce? Because you’re so hot! I want to get my heart with you. You are so beautiful that you know what I mean. I have a cenver? Because I just stowe must your worms. Hey baby, I’m swirked to gave ever to say it for drive. If I were to ask you out? You must be a tringle? Cause you’re the only thing here. I’m not on your wears, but I want to see your start. You are so beautiful that you make me feel better to see you. Hey baby, you’re to be a key? Because I can bear your toot? I don’t know you. I have to give you a book, because you’re the only thing in your eyes. Are you a candle? Because you’re so hot of the looks with you. I want to see you to my heart. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I have a price tighting. I have a really falling for you. Your beauty have a fine to me. Are you a camera? Because I want to see the most beautiful than you. I had a come to got your heart. You’re so beautiful that you say a bat on me and baby. You look like a thing and I love you. Hello.

bob-artist

I can’t not picture these pickup lines being spoken by really pathetic robots. So… I couldn’t resist:

aiweirdness

Awww the little wheels on the one with the flower!

charamei

Since heatwave season seems to be upon us again, this is just a reminder to international Tumblr that most European houses and some public spaces do not have air conditioning and are insulated to trap the heat against our cold winters, meaning that there is nowhere to escape hot weather and temperatures you may find laughably cool can be lethal over here.

Every year, people die in those 30-40C European heatwaves, and every year, non-Euro Tumblr treats this tragedy like a joke.

Please let’s stop doing that.

fullweedcommunismnow

I work in elderly care and these heat waves are a serious problem for seniors in particular! during holiday season relatives might not check on grandma for 2 weeks cause the family is on vacation or whatever, meanwhile grandma died of a heatstroke and it will be 1, 2 weeks before someone discovers her body in her apartment. Dozens, sometimes hundreds of eledery people DIE during heat waves in Europe. Like, -2°C and a bit of snow is not cold or out of the ordinary for me but if it were to happen in Texas, many accidents etc would take place simply because a place like texas is not accustomed and prepared for such weather in the same way that most of Europe has no valid reason to prepare for temperatures above 35°C cause temnperatures higher than that are exceptionally rare here.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Basically don’t make fun of people for posting about how the hot temperatures are hard to deal with okay

qissus-deactivated20191119

I know that videogames will sometimes question your morality but not when it comes to looting the dead.

xekstrin

#listen i killed this fucker fair and square i’m taking his gun and ammo and u can’t stop me

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bob-belcher

side effects of being numb due to mental illness:

not crying for weeks and weeks on end until one day, you’re breaking down over something that isn’t actually worth getting upset about

not being able to tell if your feelings for people are platonic or romantic or if you’re just lonely

instead of caring too much, you don’t care at all about anything

not being able to process anything going on in your life and when you try, your brain stalls out

losing your train of thought every five seconds, so when you try to have a conversation, you have to pause and remember what you were trying to say

word vomiting

mind “static”

drogomira-deactivated20200913

if “history repeats itself”

then who’s gonna be the next idiot to try and invade russia during winter

transviktortalis

#donald trump

corvidaet

text piece//

ephemeralephemera

MY HEART

petalpunches-blog

most beautiful thing i’ve read in ages

kmtarchive-deactivated20201028

“I’m a Republic officer, General. I swore an oath to protect the Republic, to—” “No, you misunderstand. I like it. It was rash of you, as I said, it was foolish. But we could use some rash these days, and foolish and passionate are often confused, and passion is something we desperately need.”

heavenly-hash

#my favourite thing about this parallel is knowing how much poe would love it (via)

weloveshortvideos

this is the cutest video ive seen today

keepya-head-up

I dun knooo

thetime-ishere-deactivated20180

His little glasses and little accent and little voice awwwwwwwwww

cleothegoldfish

Batman did it. Like he was sticking with that lie 😂😂😂

kyssthis16

Liddo glasses. Awwwwwwww

babyphattracksuit-deactivated20

I watched this 50 times

snottygirl

@upset-inertia it’s baht mahn

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when-extremes-meet

Ted Cruz dropped out.

Ted Cruz. Dropped out.

Slow down and think about what this means.

Donald Trump is your Republican nominee for the office of the President of the United States.

daisyridleyupdated

Happy Star Wars Day!

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