catposter, refugee

Female shadow the hedgehog is the girl i want to be.

we've kinda got like a cat licking a bunny situation going on. I know that when she lets me preen her wings I'm being a hopeless sadistic pervert and winning as I get to force her to hold still as she makes little pretty noises for me, but she thinks I'm acting in supplication and basically worshipping her with my ministrations. I'm not going to correct her, though.

we've kinda got like a cat licking a bunny situation going on. I know that when she lets me preen her wings I'm being a hopeless sadistic pervert and winning as I get to force her to hold still as she makes little pretty noises for me, but she thinks I'm acting in supplication and basically worshipping her with my ministrations. I'm not going to correct her, though.

we've kinda got like a cat licking a bunny situation going on. I know that when she lets me preen her wings I'm being a hopeless sadistic pervert and winning as I get to force her to hold still as she makes little pretty noises for me, but she thinks I'm acting in supplication and basically worshipping her with my ministrations. I'm not going to correct her, though.

lol i just licked that angel girl's ear wing once and it fell in like half a second. halo shattered, horns fully formed, wings stained darker than night just like that. zero fighting back at all, kinda cute.

i suggest using that powerful tool

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.