capturepigeons

Oouuuhhhhh you are not majestic but you are having so much fun

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive