Everything and nothing

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular

:(

god im sorry.

i loved you in ratatouille

i believe you will find that not only is clown event possible, clown event has been happening for a decade already

i saw a woman today who looked exactly like that titty malaysia woman from orphan black

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.