Just a Rat

Cheese….

No! Shoo! Out of my Prada heels!!

*they scurry out of the shoes, hiding under the bed*

“Get out of my house!” She squeals in fear

Squeak! *they settle under the bed, liking it more than the shoe*

“No! Out!” She cries

*one of them comes out and grabs the shoe, pulling it under the bed*

“My heel!” She screams in anger, dropping to the floor and grabbing on to the other side of the heel and pulling it. “Give it back, you fat dirty rats!”

*they get dragged with the heel*

“Ew! Get away!” She points the heel at them, backing away while shaking “I have a 1992 summer collection Prada heel and I know how to use it!!”

*the rat runs towards her, wanting the heel back* Squeak!!!

Charlotte screams, running out of the room and into the kitchen, jumping on the counter with wobbly knees. “Get awayyy!!!”

*the rat follows her into the kitchen, and starts sniffing around, it wanders to one of the cabinets and climbs inside*

No! Shoo! Out of my Prada heels!!

*they scurry out of the shoes, hiding under the bed*

“Get out of my house!” She squeals in fear

Squeak! *they settle under the bed, liking it more than the shoe*

“No! Out!” She cries

*one of them comes out and grabs the shoe, pulling it under the bed*

“My heel!” She screams in anger, dropping to the floor and grabbing on to the other side of the heel and pulling it. “Give it back, you fat dirty rats!”

*they get dragged with the heel*

“Ew! Get away!” She points the heel at them, backing away while shaking “I have a 1992 summer collection Prada heel and I know how to use it!!”

*the rat runs towards her, wanting the heel back* Squeak!!!

No! Shoo! Out of my Prada heels!!

*they scurry out of the shoes, hiding under the bed*

“Get out of my house!” She squeals in fear

Squeak! *they settle under the bed, liking it more than the shoe*

“No! Out!” She cries

*one of them comes out and grabs the shoe, pulling it under the bed*

“My heel!” She screams in anger, dropping to the floor and grabbing on to the other side of the heel and pulling it. “Give it back, you fat dirty rats!”

*they get dragged with the heel*

No! Shoo! Out of my Prada heels!!

*they scurry out of the shoes, hiding under the bed*

“Get out of my house!” She squeals in fear

Squeak! *they settle under the bed, liking it more than the shoe*

“No! Out!” She cries

*one of them comes out and grabs the shoe, pulling it under the bed*

No! Shoo! Out of my Prada heels!!

*they scurry out of the shoes, hiding under the bed*

“Get out of my house!” She squeals in fear

Squeak! *they settle under the bed, liking it more than the shoe*

No! Shoo! Out of my Prada heels!!

*they scurry out of the shoes, hiding under the bed*

got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular

:(

Meow.

Squeak!