Greens, greens, And nothing but greens.

🇳 🇪 🇮 🇱  𝕒𝐧𝑑 ʜ𝒾ˢ T𝙪𝔫ǝᦓ (Circa April 13, 2006)

Happy 20 years of Neil bangin out the tunes!

My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!

THE DICKHEADS ARE STUNNED

@mercer-safehouse  

Transcript: [In an australian accent: “This poor cat is stuck down the end of an alleyway and it’s getting bullied by a bunch of fuckin’ street toughs. They’re like, just tell us where you’re stashing the dead mice! But little do they know,” The voice picks up in volume, “THAT THERE MESSING WITH THE WRONG FUCKING CAT! He is OUT of here! What a sensational get away! The dickheads are stunned. There’s a rebound, a high jump, and then he stays low at the end. He’s like, eat my dust you fuck-knuckles! To quite the famous Australian commentator, Dennis Cometti, this is CENTIMETER PERFECT.”, laughing, “Sensational!”]

*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love