welcome to sluggo

slugo fuck wit the monkees hard like wen oingo bongo was popular the monkee were old fucks and like not worth the paper that God drew them on . but like in the old days they were fukin dancin around and like I ask mike nesmith to go 2 the drive in but like he asked me wat number and color i thot he was and Like i dont play like witch craft shit so i refued to answer and he just like bristled his side burn at me . wat ever . that wasnt even his real hat any way.

would U eat from a resturaunant where the cook is your old band buddy who used to fuckin spank and try to like tie U up n stuff U when U werent looking cuz he just couldnt stop hiself from acting a fool ?

like honestly some of the movies are good like men in blakc was fucking awesome like aliens n shit so like i dont think theyre all poison for me jhust some of themn like edwards sccissors and like all that time burton shitt and dolittle sucked fucking frog ass

infgredients:

- pack of ramen x2

- the dust pouch that come with it (any flavor) x2

- water (heate)

- bowl, spoons, ercetera

directons:

1. get the ramen and jusyt crush it to bits inthe package. be mean to it. putin a bowl

2. eat some of the uncook noodle cuz your hungry and like who cares

3. put hot water in it not boiling but like just hot enough to burn U or something

1. microwave 1 minute

4. put the dust in and stir it up to distruburte flavors

5. eat it with a spoon and wonder where it all went wrong

i used 2 be so young. had dreams .

danny wroite the song But he base it off Sluggo and my then wife ThumTack. (i only fallin love with people with noun names and like who love bikers n shit like total sons of anarchy shit like Get to the choppaaaa!!! shit)

i had many issues then (since horn secrion was fired i had plaenty of time to get on like drugs n loan sharks n shit) but danny tooka creative writing class before finishing te song and ended it with the protangonist (me) getting fuckig shot dead by police. i ask him danney Why woild you say that? and you know what he saayd to me?

"Sluggo i would tell you the classic line shut yap and play hoern but since i FIRED your lilypad ass you can serve me as head butler instead. Do we have a deal?" and sadly i said Yes so i served him teas wirh leon and dale for six months before he said "actually i want to make music for spider man" and fired our lilypad asses agan. . so i hit the dustytrail with ThunTack and left los angeles.

i always used to ask ThumTack why she loved an old dumbp fucking clod like me. and she always told me I dont like U im just waiting til aomeone awesome like gene simins or don henley roll around. and sure enough don henley showd up when we were in smackover arkansas and was like Haay and suddenly she left my lilypad ass and i was all fuckig alone again .

yah i kno a dentist but U gotta be careful or he might try an get a Home run on U if U catch my drit. base ball euphmenism.

hes a normal guy mostly but some times hes just overcome with like lust and stuff and i was able to pretty much make sure he dont pull that stuff on me any more cuz i was a married man then but like now honestly i gotta consider it cuz U kno i got like needs n shit but like im not weird about it . danny was right on that song 'Everybody needs some shit' even thoug he put us all through the fucking hullabaloo of recordig his SOLO ALBUM but its just oigo boingo. stupid fucking elf his mother was a mantis andhis father was a turtle . fucking chriest.

but like i just rembered my dentist ran off wit some young guy and like his wife was rlly mad abot that n stuff but like thats just life i gues U cant ever control wat Ur husband gonna do if he wanna cheat on U n stuff. sluggo dont fuck with non mogonomy honetly i think i was put on this earfh to love one person and like i dont kno who it is or if they like me or if they still alive or anything i just dont know . U can go to so many fortune teller and palm reders and theyll tell u some shit thats like OOoh your fortune is bad oOOOoooh U under some heavy curse shit Ooooh also your soul Already been damned to hell your band leeder sold the whole bands souls to like demons n shit so he could have the perfectly curly hair and then 40 years later hes just doing some STUPID long hair shit. soulld us all for nothin . thats danny elf man for U. gotd im so pissed .

how wod U feel if some body came to your job and said Ok U gotta stop working and like also fuck U im gonna hit Ur fucking head with a fucking led pipe How would u feel bout that ????

HOW YOU WOULD YOU FEEL. ABOUT. THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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its from my Dream World i call it where i was finally able to convince the whole of oinko boingo to turn their faces into my face so we can finally under stand each other .

liten.

i forgive. suggo would never hate any one for ever. i ithink theres a world were we all can be friends.

list of ingrediants for Sluggos World.

kiss album

double decaf, non-fat latte, medium foam, dusted with just the faintest whisper of cinnamon (foreveryone)

milk (whole)

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you think U can disrespect me n shit but one dayu youll find out that I was in control of U all along. Your just my fuxcking puppet .

but honetly. I forgive u. we all got 2 much pain in our lives .

just let it all the hate go from Ur heart .