content is king

omg :((((( I’m screaming

LOGGING OFF

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

Real question why do people find Hatsune miku so appealing? I really don’t understand why

freudian desire to eat toothpaste

I don’t understand these words but they make so much sense

@clodiuspulcher

this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post

Blessed.

the most blessed, pure thing…

[me, covered in 20 blankets,] before you ask, yes, i do require all of these,

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

last night me n some friends were going through a list of old once ler ask blogs, and let me tell you, true horror is going on a once ler blog and seeing the words “posted 2 hours ago”