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think about how much fucking math this guy had to do. all while thinking this was a good idea

top ten stairs to trip and die on while drunk off your ass

Don’t mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this auaaauhuaaaaaaaaaaauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaauaauuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuuauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

don’t fucking heal me

Oh god you wish this green shit healed

tucking you in to cook at 350 degrees for 45 minutes

picks up an ant by the scruff of its neck

why does this post self destruct

*wall bleeds just a bit more below it spelling out ｎｉｃｅ*

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors