Ah fuck, I contain multitudes

Did they let the fucking guy out

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

Tumblr porn ban safe snake post

Your self respect has to be greater than your desire to be loved.

*gun shot*

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift