i’m just goofin’

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

I met Alex Hirsch today and he drew a little picture in my sketchbook