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Before I even write anything:
not really into relationships so probably only write platonic stuff (found family is my jam)
not into NSFW
probably lots of blood / harm
just some warnings! not used to tagging things much but never really written for other people either so would appreciate help with tags! not trying to ruin anyone's day, I'm just learning the ropes
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Danny gets invited to join the Justice League. Heβs a bit skeptical because itβs heβs pretty new to this universe and hasnβt had the chance to scope out the heroes yet. Eventually, they settle on letting him meet the team and join in on a couple meetings to get an idea of their morals and values. However, as soon as he arrives at the Watchtower, he zeros in on their resident demigod.
Danny: Soooo⦠does this universe not have child labor laws?
Batman: Excuse me?
Wonder Woman: I can assure you that we do not permit children on our team.
Danny: I am looking at a child right now. That, right there, is a child.
Captain Marvel: Uh you must be mistaken, Mr. Phantom, Danny, Sir. I am very much an adult.
Danny: β¦That kid hasnβt even hit puberty yet.
Flash: What? No weβve have records of Captain Marvel going back centuries.
Captain Marvel: Exactly!
Batman: *Staring suspiciously* Hmmm
Danny: *Squints his eyes* No his magic is ancient, but heβs practically a toddler
Captain Marvel: A toddler?! Iβm 10 and a half!
The rest of the League: β¦
Captain Marvel: I uhβ¦ I mean iβve been around for hundreds of years
Batman: Marvel.
Captain Marvel: Damnitβ¦
i love clicking on somebodyβs ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes
Hal: If you don't go to your room right this minute and go to bed I swear I will-
Danny, floating on the ceiling: I've been shot before, there is litterally no punishment you can give me that scares me.
Hal, voice breaking: You were shot before?!
If Danny's high on joker venom, he says some concerning things.
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βI want to write a fic about this but I donβt think anybody will be interested in itβ ummm hello excuse me maβam what do you mean you donβt think anybody will be interested in it??? YOU. YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IT???? write it because YOU are interested in it and YOU want to write about it. fanfic writing should always be first and foremost about YOUR enjoyment, not other peopleβs.
Create for yourself, first and foremost.
If you like it, others will too.
What do you think he's getting himself into?
DANNYMAY DAY 23: Forgiveness
Day 22 β‘ Day 24
Angst angst angst. I have nothing else to say ;3
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I kinda hate it when people go "heroes would not be shocked by Danny being cloned etc etc because they have had more wild things happen to them!" Because this is Danny Fenton saying this most of the time. If it was Danny Phantom, small town ghost hero with superpowers saying this then yeah I can see why u refuse to suspend disbelief. But like when its civilian nobody Danny Fenton, I get it. Like none of this bullshit is supposed to happen to him, and not often enough for the casualness he displays in these prompts.
Like if you learn Jim the zoo keeper got his ribs broken from a zebra kick it would be worrying, but hazards of the job. But if u learned joe the accountant, who's nearest zoo with zebras is an hour and a half drive away and has never stepped in one besides got four broken ribs and a punctured lung from a zebra kick u would be loosing u're mind too. And imagine he got mauled by a tiger too at a different incident and THATS why he's not in shock with the zebra thing. I would bubble wrap the man. I would start side eyeing the pigeons. I would never take joe on a hike.
I laugh, every single time :P
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Just in case you think the astronaut/loving space thing is just a bit from the first episode:
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Alfred: That's it! I'm putting my foot down. You need to make some friends!
Bruce: What? I have friends.
Alfred: Your coworkers and children do not count, though I do prefer that you spend more time with them. Master Bruce, you need to make a friend who has nothing to do with the nightlife. Now I know you won't go on your own, so I took the liberty of signing you up for an event that guarantees you to make one friend that shares a common interest outside of Batman.
Bruce: There is no event that I would ever bother to-
Alfred: It's a fan meet up for the Grey Ghost fanatics
Bruce: *Gasp* I CAN COSPLAY AS THE GREY GHOST!
Alfred: Yes. Yes you can.
Three nights later.
Bruce: I'm home.
Alfred: Welcome home! Did you make a friend?
Bruce: Yes I did.
Dick: Good for you B- who is that?
Danny dressed as a mini Grey Ghost: Hi!
Bruce: This young boy is a fan of the Grey Ghost. He was alone at the fan meet-up.
Jason: Oh no.
Bruce: He also happens to be orphan.
Tim: It's not possible. How did he find one in the wild like that?
Bruce: So I offered to take him in!
Damian: What is happening?
Bruce: Met your new brother and my new friend! Danny Fenton.
Alfred covering his face: I'm never going to mardy that boy off am I? He can't even make friends....
Danny whispering to Bruce: When do I get my two hundred dollars?
Bruce whispering back: After Alfred gives up on making me socialize.
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