willisathrill

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

smt’s whole only playing the battle theme once someone attacks thing is very cool i have said this but it’s also so so funny when you fail demon negotiation with one of the sexy lady demons and they’re like EW ARE YOU HITTING ON ME and the fear of god starts playing. this is what having social anxiety feels like

“the worst she can say is no” wrong! agidyne

love when mario loreheads point to the baseball games' "chemistry" mechanic like it represents interpersonal relationships and not the thing the mechanic literally is (how well characters can work together on a baseball team)

"did you know that toadette hates bowser more than mario does" well no, she's less capable of playing baseball with bowser than mario is. that's different

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

Update me and him made out in the meat cooler on the clock happy pride everybody