this is not for you

I Have A Postcard Mouth by Trista Mateer

At Target this lady told her son he couldn’t have a Wonder Woman doll because “that’s for girls” and then bought her daughter the same one. It got me thinking about how often I see people bar young boys from appreciating girls/women as protagonists and heroes, and my own experience with it as a kid.

me when im so sweet and beautiful

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it

Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company

“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”

“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

don't im hotter as a concept

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved

let’s get cozy with mama

Baby need smoko

had to share this

why

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DUDE

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