Last night I dreamed there was a large naked man lying on my floor. It was not the apartment I currently reside in, if anything it looked like my childhood bedroom but context of the dream I wasn’t near that house.
Anyway this guy is white, moderately hairy, muscular, a little bit of belly but the chest is definitely bigger. Dark red hair that’s medium length, not down to his neck but definitely not a fade or a buzzcut or even a taper. Vaguely lions mane ish. Looks about my age maybe a year or two of difference.
More importantly there is nothing in his crotch area. Like no genitalia at all. I do think I see a small hole but that’s it. So in dream I’m like oh I guess he’s just a nullo? But then shortly after I think this a penis and balls emerge.
So he gets up and I’m like holy shit this dude is at least 6’ 10”. Like his head is entirely over mine.
So we must’ve said hi or something it’s a bit hazy but we are both clearly feeling each other so then I stand on a stool or something where now I’m only an inch or two shorter and we start making out and when my hand goes behind his left shoulder I feel something that feels like a penis even though I never actually saw it.
And I think that was it.




















