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"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

Hey op are you telling your boss your sample source? Like guts of steel, if so.

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

this is the face of an excellent eunuch

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made an excellent point

reblog to give yourself a large fucking tail

damn... he's some stone cold mother fucker huh? kind of a badass... wouldnt want to cross him on a bad day

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

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