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hi. my name is [mara]

I'm used to she/her pronouns but fine with he/him they/them - self-discovery amarite

This is exclusively a dnp blog bc I need an outlet for my unhingedness and y'all are funny af

Been in the fandom since April 2013 (yike) and drifted off around late 2016 but back with the gaming channel (yey) (feel free to ask me old phannie questionsss)

Fun facts abt me

Same bday as Dan

Unfathomable amount of knowledge on guinea pigs

Can walk one of my three cats on a leash

Unfortunately likely a classic Australian

Talk to me abt dnp or random shit, I'm hell good at listening AND yappin ✨️

Yuh that's it I think

#marayaps

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survey-daps

Welcome to the (unofficial) danandphilshop survey!

(our linktree)

we're a team of 12 phannies who have brainstormed, designed, written & tested a survey about the comprehensive phannie merch experience! we plan to analyze the results of this survey & bring some issues to the attention of IRL Merch in the hopes that some improvements can be made!

at our linktree, you'll find links to surveys split up by region for data processing reasons, so make sure you fill out the correct continent form.

this survey will be open from now through monday, august 25th.

if you have any questions or concerns, please contact via [email protected]

#for fellow aussies and beyond #yes i'm alive but not rlly active anymore sadge #takes less than 30 mins!

cuntholicism

#need this on m- yes

queerphil

that's my life, that's my life

#oh this is incredible #lovelovelove #oh dan

how would you prefer Phil to microwave you? explain why in the tags

popcorn

potato

beverage

dinner plate

fresh vegetable

frozen vegetable

roast chicken

cake

pizza

Voting ended onNov 8, 2024

#dan and phil #dan and phil baking #microwavussy #dnp #phil lester #dan howell #danandphilgames #dnpgames #amazingphil #phan #<- for the fandometrics #dan and phil games #spooky week #halloween baking

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steveandscraggy

plot twist: they do post a halloween baking video but it’s a (spooky) mug brownie in the tour bus microwave. yes they do break the microwave somehow

hey what the fuck

Soooo cute

fucjinh obsessed w this

#dnp #tit #tit m&g

lobotomist-at-tabs

next time can we imagine it with less tongue

#i am back #i loved it #fr best thing they could've done #dnp

basementpotato

somebody said that you were an owl

#i fkn giggled so hard omg #dnp

phillieladybird

YEAHHHHHH GO WHITE BOY GO

#dan #dnp #look at him go!

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peachou

25/04/16 Internet Takeover Intro

phodcast

laugh lines and wrinkles, rupi kaur // dan howell laughing because of phil lester (2010) // raw with love, charles bukowski // dan howell laughing because of phil lester (2013) // sweet, cigarettes after sex // dan howell laughing because of phil lester (2017) // once, eavan boland // dan howell laughing because of phil lester (2024) // the merchant of venice, william shakespeare

swagsmeister

dan and phil so special to me.................

fxreflyes

thank you all for the tags 🥹 @polaroidcats @faggylittleleatherboy @kaaaaaaarf @lynxindisguise @kaleidoscopexsighs @greengrug you are all on my rob list <333

which of these things in my room would you steal?

sleeping cat match holder 🐈

medieval unicorn tapestry 🦄

sword with “bear” engraved on it 🧸

antique bronze rose candlesticks 🌹

my collection of 10+ leather jackets

skeleton raven 🩻

my silver rings 💍

the stuffed animals that take up my whole couch :’) 🐮🦝🐻🦇🐈‍⬛🐻‍❄️

Voting ended onSep 13, 2024

OPEN TAG <33 pls do this this is so cute

but also! np tagging: @cosmmicdancer @shipsnsails @pretentiouswreckingball @sugarsnappeases @belleandsaintsebastian

@fatemy-friend @allbuthuman @dickggansey @all-yourn @velanavis @stillforests

@fruityindividual @angelfruittree @godsofwoes @werewolfenthusiast @magneto-manifesto @faefibs

allbuthuman

thank uu for the tag @fxreflyes (all great options but i'm stealing the sword!)

which of these things in my room would u steal?

ghost plushie

vintage dolls with colourful fluffy hair

millenial-core autism themed stickers

painting by my dead grandfather

music boxes from hungary, poland, france & uk

vash the stampede's glasses (bad d.i.y)

syringe pens with "blood" in them

2 littlest pet shop cats (one is me and one is my sister)

Voting ended onSep 20, 2024

no pressure tags: @pinkobjectmilkshake @stefisdoingthings @exile-on-uwustreet @makima-s-most-smile @devourerofmugsofcoffe

stefisdoingthings

ohh ty for the taggg!!! im gonna steal your dead grandfather's painting, i fear

which of these things in my room would you steal?

10+ origami cranes hanging from the ceiling

millions knives and meryl stryfe funko pops

painting by my ex best friend

1957 textbook with isocrates' speeches

small collection of crystals

collection of rosaries (komposkinia) from all over greece

my violin (severely out of tune)

guitar-shaped bag gifted by my parents

Voting ended onSep 20, 2024

tags!!!! @caramelbyblur @oneflydude @checkadii @hjemne @tele-phoneline @snail-clops @j-artzz no pressure, ofc!

oneflydude

OHHH THE GUITAR BAG 100% I WANT A FUNKY BAG SO BADLY!!!!

and ty for the tag but god i have a really boring bedroom so...

which of these things would you (most likely not) steal from my room?

my (small) collection of cd's including duran duran, depeche mode and the smiths

a spock figurine i bought for £10 that still includes the tiny phaser/tricorder

a rolled up dr who postder thats currently sitting on my bookshelf

a 1940s russian magazine gifted to me by a friend for my birthday

my perfume collection!

a quite cool (possibly) old oxfam copy of jane eyre (green hardcover)

a flat wooden duck figurine ontop my desk

playing cards from alicante, spain

one of a triptych of religious figures, mine depicts mary and jesus

Voting ended onSep 20, 2024

tags, 0% pressure (believe me!)

– @martitheevans @keenbugg @repressedgaymer @gerardway-is-my-babygirl @screaming-sparrow :)

martitheevans

Thank you for the tag, I'm taking that cd collection soz

Take from my room...

An Ikea alien plushie

A elevision that's been in my house for 17 years

Love Will Tear Us Apart 12" single

A picture of Simon Cowell (leftover from an abandoned art project in TY)

A Gumball Watterson happy meal toy I don't remember getting

A Beatles calendar

The X-Files theme tune on CD I found in an Oxfam

My three bags of empty bottles/ cans I have to bring to the Return Machine

My collection of Jurassic World and Avatar Kinder Egg toys

Voting ended onSep 20, 2024

Tagging: @jo-the-bass-stealer @snailsandstrawberries @bd-wlf @toastysandhamwich

snailsandstrawberries

Thanks for the tag :)

Come steal something

my dan and phil and cats calendar

a big blue pot with a dying cactus

a frog plushie I crocheted (very cute :3)

a welcome to the black parade funko pop

my collection of limited edition kerstin gier books

dnp bracelets I didnt get to give to people

a stack of barely used notebooks

a clay owl my childhood best friend once gave me

Voting ended onSep 26, 2024

Tagging @philsbignaturals @wildgorgeousthing @foreverjustanemokidatheart if they want to :)

wildgorgeousthing

aaa thank you for the tag!!

Which of these things in my room would you steal?

my pheal ! 🦭

a HTTYD cap & figurines 🐉

DS Lite & 3DS games 🎮

all my favourite DnP memes printed & stuck on the back of my door

a pair of Docs I've had for two years and still haven't broken in

a black and white picture of a fat guinea pig I found on fb

a "Danger Do Not Walk On Skylight" sign I stole from work

a bunch of notebooks that are more scrapbooks atp

Voting ended onSep 28, 2024

I tag @afditlodap @fromemotoangel and @purpurussy if y'all want to!! Anyone is free to join ofc ✨️

#tag game #marayaps

hoodiestrings

#whats your favorite fruit and phils too #prev yes #beautiful #dnp

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thistooisphanyuri

Sister Daniel 🤍 My girl!! just me messing around with colours and trying to get back into drawing dnp again!

wildgorgeousthing

"holy" or whatever King Princess said

#i'll never be normal abt sister daniel #tea ur ART #yES #blessed be #sister daniel #she makes me #😌😌😌😌😌#dnp #dnpart

oldphanny

What if Dan and Phil find out that Dan and Phil are travelling the world exposing Dan and Phil??? Like don't Dan and Phil realise the damage Dan and Phil are doing to Dan and Phil?????

#my favourite kind of post #dnp

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