cuntholicism

​just had a sudden nasty drop in blood pressure and nearly took the entirety of my bathroom sink down with me. which reminded me that today is dan's birthday!!!! happy birthd;ay!!!!!!!!!

fomo this. fomo that. ENOUGH!!!!!!! ​it’s time for jomo. the absolute joy of missing out. dont invite me ANYWHERE ever again!!!!!!!!!! im EXACTLY where i want to be!!!!!! (alone in a dark room letting my thoughts consume me)

havent watched tomodachi life part 2 yet but oh boy i sure hope they're not adding the golden pig just to then delusionally ship it with hudson williams while spicing things up with the girl in prague and somehow accidentally making phan real am i right guysssssssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣..... ....am.. i r-right...... g-guys....? 😰😰

cant believe the green QR code/ low res temple run map looking ass t-shirt made a comeback in the year of our lord 2026. why would anyone in their right mind fucking keep that for any given reason

you may look at me and perceive me as just a harmless and ordinary 19 year old girl. but. little do you know . deep inside, i am actually. weird al yankovic

cant make it to today's phatreon livestream so pls lmk if one of them shows up bald or missing a limb or if dan spontaneously combusts. im counting on you to keep me in the loop ok

are you a genderfluid they/them barely hanging on phallic lava lamp son or a she/her ball stuffed chaos infused blue eyed w matching blue nipples daughter