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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

relevant again. i hope yall find a way to stay cool regardless of if it's Wet Beast Wednesday or not.

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

doomscrolling thru the weather app