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Claudia's ghost seeing Armand deliver the iconic "My daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn't look at me kindly lestat lestat lestat lestat... And you threw her name around just for cover but it always circled back to him" like "bitch I loathe you and I hope you die but that was a certified banger."

Let’s stalk a diamond mining ghost town with mama

Typical politician: delivering a single campaign promise years late, overbudget, and subsequently using it as a flashy distraction

Mr. Collins would be such a fan of ai. He would love it. He would have it write scripts for him to use for complimenting people. He'd ask it what to do in social situations and then when someone would tell him "I think that's a bad idea" he'd be like "my dear madam it's so good of you to be concerned but I think the highly esteemed Grok knows a little more about this than a lady like yourself" and then he'd go humiliate himself publicly.

lestat's version of the theater box is more accurate not because of the snide dismissal of armand's "i love you" that's lestat bullshitting but because i 100000% believe they bickered like that. the bitchy little comments in between discussing nicki's playing like divorced parents. sniping at each other with "you're the actor manager. manage" / "you are his maker. make him" now that's the kind of catfight neither of them are above when it comes to each other. armand's version is more accurate because they totally fucked in that box.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo