will o' the wisp 🇺🇦

i swear to god we will all live until the day when russians will be eating their ballistics instead of food while we will be at peace

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

currently "doing it alone and scared" but it's honestly almost not worth it because I've been feeling anxious and nauseous the whole holiday

i really do have to find some friends who live nearby to go to places with me, the logistics of travelling/hanging out alone are just not fun

how do i bring my suitcase with me to a bathroom stall through the turnstiles

Why are Russia and China so big? Don't worry about it, that just happened during the big bang. They just spawned like that dude. Colonization only happens with America or something. Don't worry about it.

It's not genocide unless it's done by "The West". Otherwise, it's just sparkling mass murder.

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

i need tumblr to unseparate the notes i still dont like them being separate like this

Nothing has it for me. Not even Poob.