over the river and through the woods

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

this is honestly such a good idea

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

a dnd character whos campaign ended is a type of dead wife

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate