Born to Shitpost, Forced to Wipe

does anyone wanna go to wednesday together

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

Employers when you try to use your pto

i kinda really just dont fw people who are into modern tech accessories and shit at this point. its all so bleak like wow you got the new surveillance data mining AI device thats so cool can you keep it away from me

nintendo shows high society millenials playing the Switch in spacious uptown lofts meanwhile I dropped my DS onto ketchup on a paper plate and licked it clean

this is honestly such a good idea

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"