Uhtred

currently my brain is :

- typing this

- reciting the movie In Bruges

- singing “MESSI! MESSI!” over and over

- thinking over the meaning of life.

(based on how i remember them)

“Your very expensive painting is upside down” - From Ray ‘Sassy McSasserson’ Williams.

“When are you going to hug me?” (tears, every time. kid elton killed me.)

“get out there and play you little tWaT!” - More gold from Sassypants McGee.

“rock and roll isn’t fucking your secretary in front of the 😡POOL BOYS😡”

“yeah… go have a little drink… hehehe” - Lil depressed gremlin voice activated.

*surprised pikachu face* “she’s killed my piano”

“Look, SHUT UP MUM! i’m not on telly yet, am i? I’m talking to you.”

*Bernie hands Elton the lyric sheet* “… there’s egg on it” (very underrated line)

“ah yasss the andarsinssss … how can we forget the andersons”

“Did being married make you happy?” *bitch please look, whilst wearing heart shaped sunglasses* “Not really, i’m gay”

“thank you Bernie” “you’re my brother” (🥰🥰)

“no one pays to see ReGiNaLd DwIgHt, they pay to see ✨Elton John✨”

“i’ll take him” - The real hero of the movie, Elton Johns Grandmother! Love her! Queen! Best Character!

“Your very expensive painting is upside now” *snaps fingers in a z formation, flips hair and saunters out*