The Creature

every time a trans man who does not want to be called a twink gets called a twink I will personally go out into the world and rend 1 parked car to shreds with my teeth. cut it out

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

This addition is so important.

I just took a bunch of spare soil that was just sitting in pots around my property, mixed it with some ash and charcoal from my bonfire pile, and some spare dirt from My Dirt Pile #mydirtpile. Took me 2 hours to do all of this. Put it in some pots I plan to use for okra and tepary beans. I can't tell you how satisfying it is to mix up some dirt you made yourself and watch it absorb water super well and it smells all smelly and good AND THEN out of nowhere the sky goes dark and a small storm hits and helps you wet the dirt faster. The spirits clearly show divine favor for your actions.

My computer just randomly stopped running Bluetooth and even digging into the internal files and forcing it to run the software isn’t working for some reason.

My child just randomly stopped eating, and even hitting them and yelling at them to eat isn't working for some reason.

You know I’ve cycled through like ten different snarky comments I could make in reply to this but frankly this comment (even if it’s some kind of joke) is so out of the ballpark from what I’m talking about that I fear your fundamental understanding of what im referring to isn’t even in the same zip code as the reality of the actual situation and I don’t know how to properly be funny in response to this because I’m so genuinely baffled.

have u tried killing and birthing your kid again?

My favorite part of executing administrative tasks is when I achieve the flow state

i’m on onion rings right now

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

beyond the reinforcement of beauty standards and body fascism like, idk how many people realize Botox is a specific brand name, and that brand in question has donated over $135,000 USD to Republican politicians in the past year alone. yknow the people that regularly vote to defund planned parenthood.

and another thing but like this is also why all feminists need to be pro fat liberation cuz shit like this puts pregnant fat people's lives at risk, even when they do access abortions they are often referred out to a hospital with a longer wait and a steeper bill, and often denied pain management. these stories coming out from fat women lately tryna access care alongside PP now selling the beauty standard to women feels interconnected and predatory.