The Creature

hey no offense guys but WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW! STARRING COURAGE, THE COWARDLY DOG. ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL, WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAG! (ghRAGH) BUT FREeEAKY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE, SO IT’S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME!

[GUY WHO HAS THE MANNERISMS OF A NEUROTIC PREY ANIMAL VOICE] yeah i really believe that i am always a pretty calm person. cool. Collected, even

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

Project Hail Mary gives me hope that I don't have to write a story where the main character is having sex and falling in romantic love to be a good story that people want to relive again and again. Like maybe I just need a main character that's a little relatable to be given a task that seems impossible but we all get to figure it out together as we go.

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[over the intercom] make him hairier