The Creature

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

Project Hail Mary gives me hope that I don't have to write a story where the main character is having sex and falling in romantic love to be a good story that people want to relive again and again. Like maybe I just need a main character that's a little relatable to be given a task that seems impossible but we all get to figure it out together as we go.

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[over the intercom] make him hairier

As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?

Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians