Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?

made this post before 12 pm which means it was basically written by a different person. reading this with fresh eyes what gets me is the unintentional undercurrent of very specifically dated rocks-glass-clinking male chauvinism. It reads like im condescending to Katharine Hepburn

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

This is a World Heritage Post and it's not even 3 years old yet

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..