Random shit from a random guy.

You must shove all your cottagecore bullshit into the minecraft farmer's delight mod in order to not become an accidental fascist

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

coolest thing you could ever be is kind

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

If I was invited to the Met Gala I'd spend the morning before in Brooklyn thrifting together an outfit

And I'd arrive with more cunt than half the people there

Apparently I have no idea what type of cat you mean... 🤔

@friend-crow This one is gonna bug me until I find a cat that meets your criteria. Is it a breed of fancy cat? An expression some cats have? A breed of cat Alan Rickman liked? A breed of cat that looks like Alan Rickman? Please give me more context I want nothing more in all the world than to be able to grok your qualia

His face. They have his face. I think it's a breed, but like I said, I don't know shit about cat breeds.

Hmm.. I think what I have in mind is mostly around the nose? Like they've got that aquiline nose. But also that dignified bearing. And they are cats. So probably also very undignified at times.

@pangur-and-grim

Here's the thing, Benoit Blanc could solve most Scooby mysteries and the Scooby gang could solve all the knives out films, but I think only the Scooby's could solve the Kira Case

L could solve the mysteries in Knives Out but I don't think he could catch a Scooby monster

The reason Benoit Blanc can't solve the Kira Case is simple, he's too famous. The moment he takes it on, and possibly before he does, light already knows his legal name and face and can kill him

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.