things to take * a nap * it easy * care

* on me

* me on

my absolute FAVORITE activity is pausing jenna marbles videos to look at kermit’s weird fucking face

Terry is an old shapeshifter who got stuck on human.

Well now I have a retirement plan, so that’s nice. Something to look forward to.

Visions of my future self.

he did it

good job baby

I’m so proud and I don’t even know who this dog is

in your 20’s find a balance between hustle & rest. you don’t need to have a love life or a soulmate figured out. go travel the world. battle your demons. set up a business, find people who value your heart & yours will attract. don’t live in the past, you have so much more to see

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

the cat is controlling him

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

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As millennials, I think we have an obligation to ruin college for rich people.