Everyone thinks my name is Alison & Idk why.

Last minute effort, but does anyone have the artist presale code that they'd be willing to dm me? I missed the registration deadline 🙃

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

ilove people who work at front desks of things. i can walk into a building and go to the desk and i ask how do i do this thing. and then they just fucking tell me !!!!

i walked into my college found the first desk and asked hey where do i pay my student fees. did that. ok where i do find the academic advisor? got the general direction, went up to the first desk i saw, asked where to go to drop a class .awesome. went to the bookstore, walked up to the desk, asked how to find out what textbooks i need. and AGAIN they had answers for me. this is so cool thank you desk people

#defying crabity

dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen

Reblogging in hopes of gathering the strength to Do The Thing

Now they got chickens doing YouTuber face.

They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies

this is so stupid *hits reblog*

Peak comedy 

fuck you for making me read this