you're right, i'm from nowhere

1. Squid Game—I didn’t actually see it but it looks really stupid. F- 2. A Quiet Place 2—It should have been shown after the credits for the first movie. F- 3. The Interminable Marvel Brand—If it’s on Disney + it’s for children. F- 4. Dune—A very long Zara ad. F- 5. J Balvin—Black face. F- 6. Matrix 4—Ugh. Computers. Hackers. Cyberpunks. Simulated Reality. The 90s. The color green. F- 7. Any band that is still together after 10 years—Please. Break up. Do your solo albums. Move on. F- 8. Instagram—Get over yourself. F- 9. Musicals—Please stop singing and dancing. F- 10. Baby Boomer WASPs—Get out of the way. F- 11. Sex & the City—And Just Like That? No. Not at all. Go away. F- 12. Conversations about supply chain issues—Stop making excuses. Make your own furniture. Forage for mushrooms or whatever. F- 13. Covid—Ugh. So over it. Please stop killing us! F- 14. Crypto, NFTs, The Metaverse, etc. — see #6. F- 15. The 90s revival—Please. It was bad enough the first time around. F- 16. Adele, 30—Girl, please. We know you’re 33. It’s on your Wikipedia page. B+

Everyone go home Greta wins

Just making sure you all know I'm alive and lack variety in my pictures.

No thirst traps today. Just a regular selfie.

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are you FUCKING kidding me. They’re doing this to prevent people from starting a 30 day trial and canceling it as soon as they’re finished binge-watching their favorite tv shows. They’re doing it for even more money.