I've leaped. Have you?

you can exchange money for art of your blorbos. many are doing this.

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

I've got to find myself more macrophage

Now Hiring: macrophages

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

"isekai'd into my favourite book series" story from the perspective of a very confused author who's rereading their draft and finding there's an entire new character they don't remember writing.

people with chronic pain and chronic fatigue will be like why does it hurt and why am I so tired

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Legendaries and mythicals remembering all the names given to them by trainers over the thousands of years they've been alive. Legendaries and mythicals remembering their trainers' nicknames hundreds of years after the trainer has passed. Legendaries and mythicals that can communicate with humans being asked their name and giving 20 of them, because they still consider every single name theirs

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes