what am I?

Simon, slamming the door open: RYLAND THE ERIDIANS!!! THEY'RE SHIPPING US!!! Ryland: WHAT??! TO WHERE??! Simon, visibly shaking: I DON'T KNOW!!

julien looking to bolaire and asking “do you think [wick’s] that important?” and bolaire answering “I think his first instinct when he found out what his family was really about was to tell the truth to anybody who he thought could help.” 🩵

julien looking to bolaire and asking “do you think [wick’s] that important?” and bolaire answering “I think his first instinct when he found out what his family was really about was to tell the truth to anybody who he thought could help.” 🩵

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

The greatest thing about Wick’s “lie” to Yanessa in Episode 28 is that in addition to regaining his place in the family, securing his access to House Halovar’s resources and secrets, and absolving himself and Tyranny of any suspicion, Wicander has also forced his grandmother to once again commit to playing along with Wick’s ardent dedication to the Candescent Creed’s tenants—this time permanently. And it was this steadfast commitment to the Creed’s teachings that made Wick so dangerous to House Halovar’s schemes in the first place.

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

purchased a sans undertale plush for my classroom and i've been torturing my students by pretending i don't know who he is

… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck