whump I guess

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

nice wound. Could use some salt though

Guns and knives ARE sex toys and you cannot convince me otherwise.

victim on victim violence

blood splattered surgical gloves are a sort of lingerie in a way

we need to get back normal porn on this site etc etc

i see cock & balls on my dashboard every day & im still sexualising surgery & medical equipment. because im a real pervert. coward

no wait take my hand lets sexualise surgery and medical equipment together

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

Hi. Your lab experiment thing just bit me. Why did it do that.

mad scientist ethics board that makes sure that a project is sufficiently unethical before providing funding

sometimes you get a normal scientist trying to apply with a regular invention that just has a puppy shredder attached to it with hot glue or sticky tape

you’d think they’d be disqualified for that, but trying to cheat the system to get research funding actually adds a lot of unethical points

Cuts you open in a loving and supportive way 

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage