no bark and all bite

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

it’s a good thing we ended up getting married because this was like. early in the relationship. i kept being like “are you sure, because i have never done this.” i also did it with a testosterone needle #queercore

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

“See, they say they'll stop once you admit the truth, but that's not how it works. They can't tell what the truth is, so they just keep hurting you until they're satisfied you seem desperate enough. What you actually say doesn't matter- it's all in the delivery.”

that’s my emotional support hostage

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods