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OC TAGS:
#Dallan - Human servant blorbo. Whump shaped.
#Parish - Elf doctor. Friend shaped.
#Remus - Human "Mad Scientist". Villain shaped.
#Elliot - Vampire. Friend, mild antagonist, AND Whump shaped.
OCs:
Dallan Daymond | tag: #Dallan - Fantasy victorian servant in his early to mid-20s employed by Mr. Richard or Doctor Parish. Very polite but kind of a doormat. Only partially literate. Loves dogs. (frequent whumpee)
Alexander Parish | tag: #Parish - Elf, an older gentleman who practices medicine, a magic user. Friend of Mr. Richard, & Dallan. One of Dallan's employers. (Caretaker)
Remus | tag: #Remus - Doctor/Scientist with questionable ethics. Experiments on vampires, werewolves, etc. Anything inhuman he can get his hands on. (Whumper)
Fantasy Victorian setting with vampires, werewolves, elves, magic, and other fantastical elements. (Not historically accurate)
Elliot | tag: #Elliot - A half-elf technically killed by a vampire attack, surviving only by miraculously being turned into a vampire himself. Knows nothing about vampirism. Just winging it. Absolutely uses vampiric powers on humans though. Comical character but tragic. (Whumper AND whumpee)
Fave Whump Themes:
What this post said:
doorlampwrites:
What if I want whump but like. Comfort. Comfort whump. No no not fluff, I need the zing!! I need the fascination of an awful relationship but like. Comforting. Yes they kidnapped them but like... put them in a comfy bed. With the big floofy sheets and weighted blankets. Yes... yes... the head pats... No it's controlling I swear. They kidnapped them this is whump I promise they’re scared (they’re just also so content and warm).
Whump but like comfy whump / carewhumper vibe?
Kidnapping. I like kidnapping whump.
Gilded Cage / Nice Whumpers
Mental/physical Age Regression (for comfort. CODDLE THEM!!!)
Hypnosis / Mind Control / Brainwashing / Altered States(?)
Poison / Sedation / etc.
Cartoon-tier hostage/used as bait shit? *chef kiss*
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Someone had been in his house. Matt was certain of it. The door, which he was sure he'd closed on locked when he'd left for work, was wide open when he came home. Inviting him into the place he once felt safe. At first, he thought it was a robbery, but nothing had been stolen. Barely anything was out of place. It was like all his possessions had been meticulously combed though and then put back where they were found.
Most disturbing was what he found in his lounge; a red heart-shaped foil balloon. Floating in the middle of the room, tethered to the floor by a string. No note, but the message was clear. Someone wanted him. Someone who didn't care about his privacy, his wishes or his sense of safety.
It wasn't the first clue he had a stalker, but after that there was no denying it. Later, he'd retrieved letters containing pictures. Pictures of him on the train, at work, sleeping, at the police station, on the phone to his friends. He'd become paranoid, but was it really paranoia when your fears were true? He didn't take the train anymore. Called in sick to work, cut off all his friendships but the people he trusted most.
He was staying at his friend's house, a cookie cutter suburban place, when the countdown started. Each letter now contained a note alongside the invasive photos. The first one just said: ``10''.
Everyday they came, each time the number counted down. Everywhere he went he felt eyes on him, like a physical force, ghosting over his skin and making his hair stand on end. On day zero Matt holed himself up in the spare room, the blinds closed. He didn't open the door for the friend who rented the house, he didn't go outside. He kept his phone fully charged, ready to call the police. A notification came up from his friend, the one who rented the house.
I'm so so sorry matt, I cant stay in the house tonight. My dad got in an accident and hes really hurt so I have to go to the hospital. Dont open the door for anyone and call the police if you hear anything! Im really sorry!
Well, shit. He couldn't really begrudge her that.
Midnight came. Matt had slept sporadically for weeks, especially the days leading up till now. Panic and boredom left him jumpy and exhausted. Midnight came. Nothing happened. What was he meant to do now? Assume the stalker had given up? It was then that the fire alarm went off. Matt shot to standing, heart beating out of his chest. Why today of all days? His hand paused at the door handle. If there was a fire, he'd have to go outside, into the night, vulnerable to... whatever the stalker was planning to do.
The smell of smoke was faint in the air, but it was there. Fuck. This was real. Matt remembered distantly that burning to death was meant to be one of the most painful ways to die. So was he more scared of that or his stalker? Matt grabbed his jacket. He was not going to burn to death alone in this house.
The stairs creaked as he ran down them. Just a little further, through the kitchen and he'd be out. The smell of smoke was getting stronger, but surely if the fire was in the way he'd feel its heat by now, right? It didn't matter, the only out was through.
He burst into the kitchen, and stopped, dumbfounded. There was a man there. He was tall and broad, standing with his back to Matt, facing the stove. Matt was sure he'd never seen this person in his life. Smoke rose from the pan on the stove, making the room slightly hazy. This stranger seemed completely unbothered by the piercing sound of the smoke alarm.
``This recipe always trips me up.'' He said. His voice was was too calm, too normal for the situation.
``I- who are you?'' Matt said, too stunned to think of anything else. The stranger turned with a cold smile.
``I'm your new owner.''
Matt was out of that house as fast as if there actually had been a fire. He ran into the night, feet beating the pavement, carrying him through the streets of the unfamiliar neighborhood. He knew the house was walking distance from a shopping district, if he could get there, somewhere public, he could phone the police. So for now he ran. He turned corner after corner, but the roads were a maze of identical houses that seemed to lead him in circles.
Eventually Matt found an alley to stop for breath in. He wasn't exactly the fittest guy, not much muscle or fat seemed to cling to his lanky form. He fumbled for his phone, dialed the number. It was dark, and he'd run a long way. If he was quiet, maybe-
A strong hand clamped down on the back of his neck, another plucking the phone from Matt's trembling fingers.
``You poor thing, you didn't even get that far. I thought I'd have to work harder than that.''
Matt's breath trembled as he shifted under the weight of the man's hand. From the feel of it, there was no way he'd be able to physically overpower him. He'd just learned that he couldn't outrun him either.
``Please... I don't underst- I- What do you want from me?''
``Hush. You're getting all worked up.'' said the man, as if that helped. ``My name's Marshal, but you won't be using it very often. I think we could both do with a break from things, so I'm taking you on a roadtrip and then I'm going to take care of you.''
What was that supposed to mean?
``Thanks, but I'm ok. I just want to go home.'' the hand on his neck tightened its grip. Matt's voice rose in panic. ``Please. Let me go. I just want to go home.''
``I know. But I want you to come with me, so that's what we'll be doing.''
Marshal started moving, herding Matt forward. Matt struggled, mind reeling with panic.
``Wait! Please, I'll give you money, I won't tell anyone, I just-!''
His voice was cut off by a slap that nearly unbalanced him. He groaned, the sharp pain decisively ending his train of thought. He was pulled back, flush with the broad chest of the man holding him. Marshal's breath was hot in his ear.
``There's a time and a place for begging. Now, are you going to take a nice stroll with me, or do you need more convincing? There's a point where I'll stop using words.''
``I-''
``Don't speak. Just nod. Can you do that?''
Matt nodded.
``Good. Are you going to cause me any more trouble?''
Matt shook his head.
``You're learning!'' said Marshal, evidently delighted. ``I can see you're going to do great. Come on now.''
Marshal seemed to understand the streets of this neighborhood better than Matt did, because soon enough they'd looped back to an alley near Matt's friend's house. There was a van parked there. He stopped. There was just no way Matt could walk to his own doom. Marshall stopped behind him, much too close for comfort.
``I told you we're going on a road trip. Don't go getting cold feet.''
``I can't do this.'' said Matt. ``I can't do this, please, just let me go.''
``There there.'' said Marshal. ``It doesn't matter that you can't do it. You won't be doing much of anything. I'll take care of all the hard work, alright?''
``No, I-'' This time, the slap did send Matt to the ground. He was dragged to his feet, this time with his hands held firmly behind his back. Marshal practically manhandled him into the alley, where the hand keeping him restrained was replaced by duct tape, rendering his arms useless. Next his legs were bound in much the same way. Marshal laid his helpless form face down on the ground.
``That's better, isn't it?'' Marshal stroked his hair in what was probably a soothing gesture in any other circumstance. ``Just one thing left to do.'' There was a rustling somewhere outside of Matt's vision. The hand returned to his hair, but instead of carding through it, took hold and pulled, forcing Matt to look up.
``Open.''
Matt was about to ask what Marshal meant, but figured it out pretty quickly when a rag was stuffed in his mouth as he drew a breath. His mouth was taped over with more duct tape, sealing the deal.
``That's better, isn't it?'' Matt shook his head and made a muffled sound of disagreement. It was meant to sound defiant, but it came out as helpless and miserable. Marshal chucked low in his throat and went back to petting Matt's hair, savoring the moment.
``You need any help?'' It was a new voice, coming from the entrance of the alley. At first, Matt thought it was a stupid question, but then he realised the man hadn't noticed him yet. In a blink, Marshal was confronting the stranger. The fight was short, and Matt was horrified at the evident strength and skill of his captor, the way he was so easily able to subdue this newcomer. Any hope that this new person would save him was crushed as Marshal tied the man up, cursing and struggling all the way. Even subdued, he had the courage to bite Marshal's hand, and Matt saw a few drops of blood staining his lips.
Marshal poked and prodded at the newcomer, as if assessing a prize pig. Finally, he came to a conclusion. "You are pretty. In shape, nice face, good hair. But I don't know if you'll be quite worth the trouble. Don't worry. I'll make it quick."
Matt realised what he was going to do. Marshal was going to kill this stranger, this bystander who just wanted to help, who fought to hard when Matt had only let it happen. He shook his head and made a desperate noise of dissent into the gag. Marshal turned his cold eyes on him, his expression one of curiosity. Like Matt was a science experiment that had done something unexpected.
"What do you want?"
Emboldened by the attention, Matt shook his head more fervently. Please don't kill him.
"You want a friend? You scared you'll get lonely?"
Matt hesitated. Would it be kinder to spare this stranger from whatever horrors Marshal had in store, even if that meant death? He didn't think he could deal with watching his kidnapper kill someone in front of him. It might have been selfish, but Matt nodded.
"Don't worry, you'll have me." That wasn't comforting at all, but Marshall was already moving on, "It's been a while since I had two, but it was fun. You've gotten all attached already, haven't you?"
If that was what Marshall needed to hear to keep the man alive, then yes. Again, Matt nodded. The newcomer snorted in obvious derision which Matt tried hard not to find offensive. It wasn't like he got a choice in how his kidnapper justified his actions, and he was trying very hard to save his life. Marshal looked between them thoughtfully.
"You are cute together, a bit of sour to balance out the sweet. But I'm only set up for one. You'd have to share."
Matt didn't like where this was going. It sounded like Marshal only wanted the newcomer so they could torture each other for his amusement. It sounded like he was aiming for a matching set. Still, it was the only way to keep them both alive. He nodded again, tried to look pleading and dependent.
"Fine then. Let's see how long this lasts."
That was the last thing Marshal said before they were thrown into his van, going who knew where. Matt didn't want to look weak in front of this stranger, didn't want to clog up his nose with his mouth taped shut. But he didn't get much of a choice in any of this, so he cried anyway as the emotions of the last day, the last few months, overwhelmed him. The fellow victim offered no comfort.
Whumpee wearing a shock collar and Whumper letting them run/crawl a few feet away at a time before activating it and watching them twitch in pain on the ground
“No, really, keep struggling — it’s funny.”
Not bothering to chase Whumpee when they start to run — they won’t get far
“What are you saying? You want me to tie you tighter?” “Mmmmmph!!” “Well, if you insist….”
Calmly watching Whumpee fight against their bonds to the point of exhaustion — knowing they won’t be able to escape.
“Oh, Whumpee. I have all the time in the world. And you’re not going anywhere.”
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I saw a post about loss of autonomy as a trauma response (I guess I didn't really get it before when my therapists called it "learned helplessness") and like I am still in a place where asking for food whenever I visit my father is too scary for me. And I think that might be a big reason why I like stories involving a literal loss of autonomy.
Because if you've been possessed or body-snatched or lost control of yourself for any reason then someone else who lacks your trauma has a personal and selfish reason to take care of those scary needs for you. It's no longer your responsibility. If something goes wrong i's not your fault. And they'll take care of you and protect you not for some reason as fickle as caring about you or thinking you deserve it, but because they're taking care of themself.
It's not a fantasy about being helpless, I already feel helpless. It's a fantasy about having someone save me from that feeling without having to do the hard work of actually getting better but also without being a burden to them.
If you haven't heard, the em dash has been getting a lot of attention lately…
Because it was trained on pirated work—including freely accessible online writing (like fanfic, academic texts)—ChatGPT picked up patterns and quirks native to human writing.
Including (sigh) the em dash.
There are other victims here (RIP tapestry and delve 🫠), but the appropriation of the em dash—a punctuation mark beloved by writers everywhere—feels especially personal.
A kind of low-grade panic is ensuing. Writers who once memed their own em dash overuse—the greatest punctuation mark ever to grace the control-freak’s lexicon, frankly—are suddenly backing away to avoid accusations.
No. More. We have centuries of dash-abusing writers behind us. We will not sit quietly while AI repurposes our beloved stilted aside—or the just-one-more clarification the sentence demands—or the dramatic pause your comma could never—etc.
You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you.
Defend the em dash.
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Caretaker with powers to manipulate memories, whumpee is so traumatized they beg caretaker to erase their memories of what happened
Whumper with the same power erasing whumpees memories every time they hurt them, each time it’s like “who are you? Where am I? Why are you doing this to me?”
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note; these are my personal experiences. i am clinically diagnosed with complex post traumatic stress disorder and also study psychology, and PTSD in general shows up very differently in all people. please be mindful of this information.
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anywho! many a times i see PTSD in whump and in general being represented as flashbacks, nightmares, avoidant behaviour, and so on which isn't wrong or exaggerated, just coming on here with some more symptoms or issues i don't see often, mainly physical manifestations. feel free to give your whumpees an even harder time <3
1. Trauma literally rewires the brain and its no joke. The amygdala is in overdrive constantly. Whumpee's always on edge. The hippocampus reduces in size, and boom, eventually you're losing your mind and your memories of what happened. Now whumpee has little to make sense of why they are the way they are, and whatever they recall is so blurred it's driving them insane.
2. Getting triggered by a smell, sound, even a sensation on the body, like the wind on the skin 'rubbing off' the wrong way and Whumpee's suddenly spiraling. What's worse is the moment itself is so distressing they disassociate before they can help it. It takes hours to come back to their own body and realize that they can't remember anything except feeling lost and terrified that they can't even calm down. And they don't even know or remember why.
3. Following up on the previous prompt, outsiders will have a hard time telling if Whumpee is upset, sleep-deprived or tired (could be!) or simply out of it. Eyes glazed over, expression slack. Maybe their eyebrows are furrowed slightly. They stare into the distance and only hum back responses or a few syllables. Later into the day, somebody asks them what they're angry about. Whumpee stops, and thinks. What are they even upset about? They don't know.
4. Just fucked up hormones in general :/ Effective for female whumpees, intense stress levels interfere with hormone production and can infact halt your menstrual cycle. I struggled with this & when my cycle actually resumed the cramps were like 10x worse than what they were before lol. Additionally, some studies also report that PTSD symptoms worsen during the menstrual phases. Not fun.
5. The immune system of a Victorian child. Falling sick way too often. Headaches that don't go away. Digestive issues that give a Whumpee stomach cramps every time they even try to eat (this varies a lot). AUTOIMMUNE DISEASES OF ANY SORT!! Alot more things that can wrong. LOTS of potential for non-whumper whump.
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all from me for now. based on some unfortunate experiences i've had in the past year :'). hope this helps someone or so
“I’m gonna get you out of this, okay? I know it’s hard to trust me, we’ve never met before, but I’m going to get you out. I need you to stay calm, and I’ll do everything to help you. I’ll get you to somewhere safe, okay?”
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Cursed to be stuck inside this ancient amulet for years but you know I was kind of getting used to it. The solitude had eaten away just enough of my sanity that I'm pretty sure it only would've been a few more days before I started hallucinating some really neat shit.
But then. THEN. This fuckass twink descendant of my mortal enemies picks up my amulet. Takes right out of the sacred chamber. I guess it was finally a ruin now? Worse timing possible, too late to stop me going insane and right before the insanity could pay off.
So some clueless idiot is actually wearing me for the first time in centuries. I'm gonna wreck this dude's shit, I don't care if he is weirdly nice and kind of pretty in the face department. The second I accumulate enough power I'm breaking out of here and making him regret being born.
Okay so I did accumulate enough energy that I might have been able to break out, maybe, but also probably not quite just yet. Which is why I had to use it to stop that dragon from killing Captain Fuckwit.
Like I had to do it. If the dragon kills him how am I supposed to be the one to do it? I didn't rot in that sealed chamber for centuries just so that the last living descendant of my most hated enemies could get offed by something that wasn't me. There's no poetic justice in that and also I am NOT owing any dragons any favors.
I've been thinking about how I'm going to kill this guy. I mean there's not a lot else to do, I'm still stuck in the amulet so mostly I'm limited to being spooky in his dreams until I suck up some more power. But it's going to happen. I'm out of the sealed chamber now there's so many opportunities and also I'm patient. I've learned to be extremely patient. Would be weird if I hadn't.
Anyway I'm not going to kill him right away. Where's the satisfaction in that? He's the last descendant of my enemies (pretty sure) so of course I gotta drag it out. This is the only revenge I might ever get. I'll have to capture him. Keep him sealed away for a long time, see how he likes it. But like. In a nicer placed than that fucking chamber because unlike some long dead assholes, I have standards. Plus I'm also going to spending a lot of my time there too, menacing him and shit, so it better be nice for me.
I'm thinking summer house on an otherwise uninhabited island. I keep him there where there are no dragons or ogres or demon kings to interrupt, and I tell him all about the shitty things his ancestors did, to like. Demoralize him. So that he knows that even though I'm a scary evil creature that's going to be his ending, he doesn't get as much moral high ground as he'd probably like. I make him eat meals with me just to draw out the tension, and then I give him nightmares, making him twist and writhe in his sweat-soaked sheets while his heart hammers against his ribs and he wonders if this will finally be the night I finish him.
Listen. Giving him command of the remnants of my dark army is just practical right now. I don't have the energy to communicate extensively with them myself, and they'll keep him alive long enough for me to take my elaborate revenge without me constantly having to intervene and sacrifice my own energy to do it. And anyway I have ceremonies to plan, it's going to be amazing, I'm going to round up every last remnant from the old days so that they can witness my final triumph when I claim his life and soul forever.
Also, he used them to humiliate that other fuckass descendant guy. Even I can begrudgingly admit it was pretty well done. Corrupting influence gain! I'm kind of surprised his allies haven't all abandoned him for using dark and sinister forces to save their lives, though, but I guess it's fine if they don't. Sure why not. We can be cool with raising cursed armies in this day and age apparently. Yeah that thing I was sealed away for for centuries is just not a big deal now. Cool cool cool.
You know what, I'm going to make his friends come to the ceremony too. So they can also witness my triumph and his utter defeat and subjugation at my hands.
Maybe I'll even let them visit him in his woeful imprisonment afterwards as well. Just to really hammer the point home. They're not the worst company, at least. Not as annoying as heroes used to be. We can have them over for dinner while I lord my victory above their helplessness. Real power move to just let them come and see the guy that they are nevertheless unable to free from my dark clutches.
I guess I better make sure they also don't all die either, if that's the case. It's a good thing I'm patient. So many fucking setbacks!
Those guys were supposed to be dead for centuries! And they're still ruining my life! Fucking. That fuckass other descendant managed to summon them and of course THEY are still not cool with me or my dark forces, although I'm going to be real, they weren't looking too noble and above-aboard themselves when they turned up. That was some hypocritical undead revenant bullshit.
Of course I ended up fighting them. They attacked first! Again! They were even trying to kill their own descendant! And those heinous bitches called me the monster. I've never tried to kill my own descendants. Probably because I don't have any but still. At least try and take over his body first or something!
Well actually they did try it, I think? But that hero of theirs had worn my amulet for so long that he was too corrupted for it to work. Ha!
Small victories.
I'm going to need to hang onto those.
Because now I'm sealed back in the fucking Chamber Eternal again.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING---!!!!
Okay.
Alright.
I'm not going to lie this isn't looking good. I'm not in the amulet anymore but the seals on the chamber are strong, made with the souls of those fuckdamn ancient heroes. All my power is left with their descendant on the outside now. My plans are thwarted. I'm going to languish in this minimalist hell of a chamber until those ancient souls run out of juice, and currently they're forming a dome of spiritual energy so flush with power that the ghosts on the moon can probably see it.
It... it's going to be... I mean. It'll be fine. Back to getting to the good part of going insane, right?
I was really confused at first because, why would my sworn enemy who I've been plotting vengeance against this entire time free me from the chamber? At great effort and personal risk, no less? That fight was absolutely brutal, I'm not sure I could have even done it myself in his place, and I mean his situation without even bothering was quite good. He had all of my power. His ancestors were likewise distracted with sealing me away. He could have ascended to become the next Dark Lord or, I don't know, ran around doing his Power of Friendship bullshit for the next ten thousand years largely uncontested. Not only does he not have a further use for me but if anything, I present a massive threat to him if I can regain enough strength to take my power back.
But I think that's it! That Power of Friendship bullshit! Somehow, this guy has mistaken me for an ally.
I can work with this.
As long as he doesn't suspect that we're actually enemies, I can bide my time, restore my power, wrestle control of my armies back from his grasp, and then get him back on his knees.
I just need to pretend that I've actually been helping him out this entire time.
I really want him back on his knees. That was a good look on him. He's got like super long eyelashes for a dude. Plus you know that's where he belongs, groveling before my might! Mwahahaha!
Well this is going surprisingly well. Like I don't think it's even occurred to him to be suspicious of me? He hasn't even tried to drug me with truth serum or test me at a holy spring or drag me in front of any tribunals. When I caught one of his little friends passing information to his rivals he just... took my word for it. I could have been lying. I wasn't, because I was actually expecting him to check, but I could have been.
I'm almost starting to wonder if he really is descended from those ancient hero fuckers, he doesn't act like them at all. The apple must have rolled into a goddamn river and been carried off to sea after it fell off that tree.
Just because I'm pretending to be his ally doesn't mean I can't still sabotage him, of course. That one little traitor might have been a real mole, who is... somehow still in the group, and not beheaded or anything(????). But I'm pretty sure the king's son is genuinely devoted to his brother-in-arms, to my hero-enemy, and hasn't committed any convenient betrayals that I can dig out and wave around to get rid of him. If that even would get rid of him (see: traitor mole still in group). More's the pity.
Such a strong political alliance with the ruling family will further cement my hero's power in this region. Potentially, that will make it even harder to extricate him for my own purposes later on. Of course, it's not worth the risk if I do something too extreme and it gets traced back to me, so I can't simply kill the prince.
But I didn't study medicine at my grandmother's knee just to forget all the useful bits in my dark rise to power. That idiot won't be riding out to adventure alongside his 'sworn brother' tomorrow if he has too many embarrassing rashes to get into his saddle.
This might seem like a petty plot that is beneath me but it's tactically sound. I've thought about it a lot.
I take it back these people are abominably over-observant. I'd rather be caught trying to poison the prince again, but the hero's singular suspicious friend, that woman knight, just had to follow me to the abandoned shrine instead.
Cats are one of nature's most successful predators. Properly trained, a dark familiar is an excellent spy and helper, and I am in need of every advantage I can get right now. Everyone knows the best way to ingratiate yourself to animals is to get them young. Feeding kittens is a sinister action.
I mean it's good that it helps my cover that these people think otherwise, it's just that they're wrong. Half of my family was executed for feeding cats. Back in those days everyone knew what was up and nobody cooed about it.
Shit, shit, I knew we shouldn't have kept that mole around. Fucking sob story bullshit. The hero's captured. My dark feline army isn't ready! I'm going to have to turn to some other means of regaining him before the enemy steals my power from him. They can't be allowed to do that. It'd kill him but more importantly it would make it that much harder for me to ever reclaim it.
The only one allowed to strip him and put him in chains is me!!! ME!!! He's mine!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST TO DO THAT TO HIM!!!
Bastards! Hacks!
I didn't sell my soul to eight different devils to be upstaged by some fuckers who barely grasps the fundamentals of summoning circles. Fuck the low battery I don't need the dark forces of beyond to take these bitches out, their rituals are shit enough I'm going to end them with a piece of chalk and three drops of blood. Hold my fucking beer.
Hero says he needs to reward me for saving him when we get back. I should probably decline whatever it is, that's what all these people seem to do, but I'll at least see what he's offering first. Just in case it's worth cracking my cover for.
"Honorable" whumper knight who "saves" whumpee from caretaker. Whumper has the whole town convinced that caretaker is a witch or evil and has possessed whumpee. Except whumper is an actual witch.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Maybe Caretaker goes on the run, and tries to find hard, solid proof that Whumper is the witch, not them. Cue adventure!