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Had to visit a hospital today. (Nothing scary, I promise!)

No the fuck we can’t. Because last I checked humans don’t own the fucking ocean, and last I checked, they’re IMPORTANT apex predators, a super necessary part of the ecosystem. Not to mention NEW YORKERS bite 10x as many people as sharks do a year. More people die from lightning and fireworks than form sharks.

sharks attack 16 people per year in the united states, only two of which are typically fatalaties if you have concern over the danger of sharks, you probably have a lot of other things that would be more logical to be concerned with

handing over the planet to the next generation like

His girl and her gay friend reading this:

Younger me, watching every film starring Anne Hathaway: