#GOPdildo

Mike Pence proudly displays his hardware.

original: https://twitter.com/mike_pence/status/747847726612774913

Huckabee is all smiles as he eyes the big caucus coming up in Iowa next week.

original: http://www.keikohiromi.com/road-to-white-house/2015/5/5/mike-huckabee

Rick Santorum is still very much in this race, so don’t count him out in Iowa. He’s the kind of guy that can squeeze out a tight victory in a come from behind win.

original: http://ethosmagazine.org/2011/presidential-candidates-make-their-way-through-iowa/_ywm5550/

Trump is making dildos great again.

original: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2998186/Trump-launches-presidential-exploratory-committee-pushes-foreign-policy-bona-fides-s-met-50-world-leaders-got-gift-year-Vladimir-Putin.html

Marco Rubio believes the last line of defense against ISIS is a good old American fist full of glass.

original: https://twitter.com/TB_Times/status/688806388265390080

Marco Rubio appreciating good old American hardware during a factory tour.

original: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/16/us/politics/republicans-intensify-attacks-after-a-pitched-debate.html

It’s all hands on deck when Rick Santorum gets this big award.

original: http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/republican-presidential-candidate-former-u-s-sen-rick-news-photo/137443396

Ted Cruz signs keepsakes for his fans.

original: http://dailycaller.com/2015/10/07/ted-cruz-autographs-ar-15-receivers/

Bo French is running for the Texas House and to be honest he sounds quite demanding towards Obama.

original: https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/685291764018720769

It’s Twofer Tuesday! Former Governor Jim Gilmore from Virginia and current Texas Governor Greg Abbott make a point of showing off their impressive hardware today after Obama spoke at the White House. 

originals: https://twitter.com/gov_gilmore/status/684438173586440192 and https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/684505827844083712

Ted Cruz having a great Saturday, out in the bush with some friends looking for action.

original: http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/i/newscms/2015_49/1323976/ss-ted-cruz-campaign-mbm-05_06449ffecb4ade6029944dd0f59ab1d1.jpg

Newt, back in 2012 on the campaign trail with his hands full

original: https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/1/6/1325885534337/newt_gingrich_gun.jpg

Ted Cruz is getting ready for action as his polls surge.

original: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/world/americas/article4554508.ece

Donald Trump gets schlonged at a big event.

original: http://garlandcounty.info/donald-trump-hot-springs-press-conference/donald-trump-gun/

Ted Cruz is trained to know when you’re holding this much power in your hands, you gotta be careful with it.

original: http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/12/05/16/ted-cruz-gun-reuters.jpg

Rand Paul, with all eyes upon him is locked, loaded, and ready for action.

original: http://www.ooyuz.com/geturl?aid=8353075