Dude I love your blog. I'm a big fan of the cries for help

You are extremely off putting. want to be friends

there should be a new austin powers movie where it's his daughter and she's exactly like him cuz he passed down his mojo genetically so she's just as horny

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

now THIS is a world heritage post

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

ive been depressed ever since I heard Akon - Lonely at 9 years old

whys a big fucking ship getting stuck in the suez canal and just completely fucking paralyzing one of the world’s most important trade routes so fucking funny to me. what if you had a global system of trade but a fucking fat ass god damn boat just blocked all of it

hating march isn’t new if you’re a 1d fan