the radical face friend

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

hmm after extensive googling I can only conclude that the cause of my symptoms is that I have a body

sorry i isolated myself for a month i was having a depressive episode and it’ll definitely happen again

me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you

last fall i was driving down a country road in the woods and i saw a handwritten sign by some trees that said “free apples” so i pulled over and wandered into this orchard on the side of the road alone except for some dog barking at me and i picked a bunch of apples and i took them home and made a pie and my conclusions is that kids in faerie tales and ppl in horror movies just suck bc the SAME situation worked out just fine 4 me

Author problems: spending 45 minutes naming a fictional boat you’re going to mention once