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Tim: I'm not a cockroach, I'm Rasputin. The more you try to kill me the harder I party.

Damian:

Tim:

Tim: ra ra Raspu--

Superman, Green Arrow, and Flash watching and trying to figure out what is going on.

The top corner has a star with Strong, Honest (?), and legacy kid written down.

Supes: Hey, B. What is this for?

Bat: Just a little analysis for fun.

GA: Stop the presses, local Batman does something for fun!

Flash: But why does it say sassy and tall here?

Bat: …I’m trying to figure out if my sons have anything similar in their chosen romantic partners.

Flash: You’re analyzing your kids types.. for fun?

Batman, taking out his pointer and a red marker: My two eldest show preference for red heads with with green eyes, but my two youngest like Kryptoniains.

Supes: What-

Batman: My middle two seem to gravitate towards a sassier or snarky type, no offense to Roy, where as the youngest and oldest like earnest and cheerful types.

GA: Which one is Roy dating?!

Batman: None, they’re married Arrow, try to keep up. Now, other than being legacy children, their partners don’t have much in common. BUT, if I add in my daughter, who has a snarky and cheerful partner, we can begin to draw a hypothesis for (continued ramblings)

Sirius walks in to find what looks like Regulus being bent over a counter by James

He screams

Regulus is bright red when he realizes what it looks like, James starts giggling, Sirius is sputtering like an idiot

Tim: I know.

Dick: -because you have a high risk of infection-

Tim: I’m aware.

Dick: -because of your missing spleen-

Tim: you don’t say.

Dick: -and with how many energy drinks you consume-

Tim: Dad, I know, you don’t need to-

Tim: …

Dick: did… did you just…?

Tim: no. I didn’t.

Dick: Tim…

Tim: I’m going to put water on my wound now.

Dick: Tim, it’s okay! I won’t make a big deal out of it- wait no! Bad, Tim! No water!

Tim, actively speed walking away: what I can’t hear you

Dick, also speed walking: listen to your father!

Tim, now full sprinting: SHUT UP

Dick, also sprinting: DONT RUN WITH YOU STOMACH INJURY!

~later~

Damian: how come he gets to call Dick dad…

Alfred: pardon, Master Damian?

Damian: Dick and Tim were running in the cave even though there wasn’t an emergency.

What must it have felt like, seeing all of Hiccup's drawings and models of Toothless? There is so much to unpack about what they would have thought.

They must have been struck by how little Hiccup hid his things (a canon detail!), because Hiccup knew they didn't care enough to notice. He left drawings of Toothless out ON HIS DESK and never worried about it.

Can you imagine? Your child loves something so deeply that it has become intrinsic to who they are, and you know they knew you would hate that thing if you found out, and you realize that they felt like they didn't even really need to hide it because you never looked at them enough to notice. And they were right.

And, also, Stoick and Gobber must have appreciated for the first time how incredible Hiccup's inventions are. Gobber had to break down the tail schematics to recreate it, which meant he had to fully confront how the tail control mechanism was light-years beyond any other piece of technology on the island.

They would have found, too, Hiccup's first few attempts at the tail. They would have been confronted with the fact that when given the space to test things, to try things and iron out the flaws, Hiccup is a genius. All those old inventions that almost worked but malfunctioned in some way? Yeah, if the village hadn't stopped Hiccup, if they had let him take notes and try again, those inventions probably would have worked.

Can you imagine what they felt, realizing how badly they had stifled and mistreated Hiccup? Realizing that if they had given him space to be himself, he would have been creating miracles his entire life?

ALSO, Stoick and Gobber must have truly understood for the first time how deeply Hiccup cared for Toothless. Hiccup made technical drawings for the tailfin, yes. But he also canonically drew a lot of art of Toothless just. Being Toothless. In the Live Action he even made a wooden carving with articulated wings! It is so evident from his space how much he loved Toothless. What do you think Stoick felt, seeing that, knowing how he himself treated Toothless after the arena fight?

Short DP/DC promp

The homeless kids in Gotham started something weird a few weeks ago.

Batman notice it, when he tries to help them against a gang and one of them screams: "get to Danny!"

They run, regroup and vanishe to there hideout.

He first thinks it's just some strange new slang, until he starts to question, what if Danny is a person or a place.

He need to investigate.

He is stunned almost frightened, when he sees Danny for the first time.

It happens in a cold night when he has to help some of the smaller kids, because some goon wants them to steal for him.

He brings them to there base.

Some of them started a fight with a bigger criminal group in Gotham. There are people with guns all around.

And the kids scream again:" get to Danny"

When the first gun shots fell, one of them screamed :"get Danny"

And Danny came.

A child between 12-15, thin, pale like death.

Strongest Meta ever seen in Gotham.

Probably not even really a meta, but something different.

But the kids love him, he keeps them save, they bring him food.

He decided he wanted to be a little bit silly with it.

Now, all across reality, occultists and demons and anyone who was in-the-know on the Infinite Realms was privy to the knowledge of the new king.

King Phantom, The Child Killer

Meaning: The Child who killed the last king, the child who can and will kill to defend his people- and his people was Everyone In Reality. He was the King of All. He will not allow anyone to come to harm, and he will not allow anyone to conduct that harm.

Danny knows very well what people will assume his title means.

He’s counting on it.

Every so often a zealous megalomaniac decides they need the Ghost King to give them power, and what would the Child Killer want?

A child to kill.

He would never be able to stop people from trying to summon him, but he could control what they tried to offer to him. He could guarantee that only those who summon him were scum.

Anyone who chose to offer a living breathing child to what they assumed was a malevolent god of destruction and murder clearly wasn’t worth the breath it would take to ask “what do you want from me?”

So whenever Danny arrives to his summonings, faced with one or more innocent terrified faces, he wordlessly wraps them safely in a blanket made of stars..

Covering their eyes as he smites everyone in the room, leaving behind scorched earth and shadows of men who really Didn’t Have Any Idea Who. They. Were. Fucking. With.

When the Justice League catches wind of a dangerous entity called The Child Killer who slaughters cultists and disappears with the child sacrifices, they decide they don’t need any more information. Digging would waste time, and time was everything when a child was missing.

What they didn’t know was that Danny was feeding the children, clothing them, healing them- of course he would like to bring them home, but they don’t have any.

Each child was trafficked out of foster care by the cultists, or was being abused by their parent who was a cultist.

Even if they had never been taken into the circle, they would have surely died.

And no “hero” would have ever known.

No. Danny would not be returning the children, not unless they asked for it. Not unless they could come up with a safe place for them to go.

Regulus "will get his revenge even if it kills him" Black

Evan "cuts dead things open for fun" Rosier

Barty "arsonist with daddy issues" Crouch Jr

Pandora "seer with a knack for experimenting" Rosier

regulus- evan, whats with that pocket?

evan- oh, bartys in here. say hi barty

Regulus never listens to a thing he was told, spoke back to professors and was almost as bad to teach as Sirius but still never misses a class. Slughorn is the only teacher who likes him and no one understands why.

Barty didn’t listen either and never shut up; to remedy this, he gets moved away from Regulus and Evan to which he gets louder and more disruptive, but if you pick on him to give an answer he’ll know it immediately.

Evan has never handed in a piece of homework in his life nor has he ever been on time for a lesson either. His attendance is atrocious and if he’s not antagonising the teacher into a near breakdown, he’s asleep.

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