upturning inkpots

Did you just fucking quicksave

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

hang on let me run it by the caitvi kinktober mods first

when I started t it made me very bisexual which was a problem because I had also moved to a sparsely populated island to work at a camp where I had absolutely no privacy ever so in my desperation I tentatively turned to grindr but ended up calling off the one hookup I almost went for because the guy in question owned a mini house pig and insisted that it was a for real mini pig that would never get large and I was like ohhh this will make me too angry I can’t fuck him and then I ghosted him because I couldn’t think about his pig without getting pissed off. sorry man.

as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what