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2016: The year all your favorite celebrities died 2017: The year all your favorite celebrities were dead to you.

do you love the colour of the sky

this is much better than the original.

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100% stealth

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

same

ah yes, the solar eclipse, that glorious event every few years when apollo does something so incredibly stupid that artemis has to yell at him in broad daylight in front of half of the world

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

This shit is wild.

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

What is life

and after you’re exposed to radiation you need to take off your outer layers and take a decontamination shower, aka wash your body with bar soap or any type of regular soap. no conditioner, no fancy protein soaps. that removes 85%-95% of radiation

Spread this, please

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree