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daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely

there’s really nothing worse than people asking me ‘so what have you been doing?’ because I either have been doing things I don’t wanna tell you about or I have been doing absolutely nothing

new tarot card Zero of Cups. no cups

Realize the power of multimedia

oh i’m realizing it

Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?” My mind: *goes blank*

quantum physics demonstrates that certain things change state when directly observed. in my case, i change into a moron.

haha just like cat

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

@pottedfairies

Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it

Mayor Lewis be like the only bus leading to and from our town is broken, the local farm is abandoned, the community center in ruins, the last museum curator ran away with everything we had, I can’t provide housing for all my citizens, there’s garbage everywhere, but if my relationship with Marnie becomes public my political career might suffer :/