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the spikier a crown is the better it is

“Rip” haven’t you heard?

I love you dead punctuation marks.

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

she's beautiful and I love her

"Some company made a box that exudes the smell of napalm and explosions when you're playing your video games and it's run by an AI protocol" Is this a bit?

Perfect for the old folks home with lots of veterans

other than that mrs lincoln did you enjoy the play

sorry. *ms

having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair