Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

some of yall need to go back to like preschool level 'girls can do anything boys can do' feminism bc we are regressing into feminine = frivolous = weak = nurturing and masculine = power = force = competence at the speed of fucking light

Literally just put it together today that Dan and Phil are apparently NOT the guys that created Phineas and Ferb. I was legit happy for Dan Povenmire and his partner scrolling through here seeing all the posts, but it just turns out I’m just part of zero of the involved fandoms and have connected some catastrophically wrong dots at some point.

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

tragic: mutual puts a fandom poll on your dash begging you to vote for blorbo bleebus but you know in your heart that the other option, blingus blarbo, is the correct choice. on some judas shit. forgive me brother for you have forced my hand.

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us