The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

one of my friends just texted me "imagine a tiramisu but made with pasta and tomato sauce" girl you mean a lasagna????

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it