say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

tragic: mutual puts a fandom poll on your dash begging you to vote for blorbo bleebus but you know in your heart that the other option, blingus blarbo, is the correct choice. on some judas shit. forgive me brother for you have forced my hand.

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

sometimes it's important to injure the character

computer. show me pictures of snoopy

I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERYTHING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?