I just mowed my 88 year old papas lawn and when i came back inside he lifted my arm to reveal a bug that was attempting to hitchhike into the house. At which point he said "you will NEVER escape my garden." And flicked it back into the grass

in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from genatrius reading: They wanna pretend man is descended from ape and woman is descended from vinyl countertop /End ID]

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

too late. it worked out fine tho so i’d say go for it 👍