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Love Begins
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if i look back, i am lost
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Stranger Things
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Well, I collapsed with Stevens-Johnson syndrome on the ER floor. Pretty soon they'll discover me in the Super-Sargasso Sea. (Just remember: when you die, you will rot!) So c'mon, c'mon, and love me normally.
Cryptid academia blog. (It's run by a horror-loving environmental scientist so do with that what you will).
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[drow lady who is so sick of hearing abt drizzt do’urden voice] all drow men know how to do these days is two weapon fighting, autism, be bisexual, pet their cat, and cry
No one:
Drizzt Do’Urden, using a panther that most people would kill to get their hands on and manipulate to nap on his friends:
i think the cover art really sets an expectation for drizzt as this edgy, stoic badass drow warrior and then you read the books and you realise this man is not only great at kicking ass but he also belongs in a cat shelter. he's not an edgy battle-hardened soldier. he makes fun of belwar by making guen nap on him.
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Drizzt vs his hunter side for a trend
Drizzt I did for an edit
exile really is a great book because it shows these incredibly coordinated and well thought out attacks drizzt has obviously trained and studied and mastered for his whole life but also he does straight up just. kick a mind flayer in the nuts.
Reading the Dark Elf Trilogy for the first time
Loving that one of Drizzt's character traits is that he stalks people and follows them around and hopes that makes them friends
I started reading the legend of drizzt and y’all should too. this man is the wettest saddest prodigy you’ve ever met. his best friend is a cat (panther). people have been trying to kill him since the literal day of his birth, but he’s so cool and competent they keep changing their minds or failing. bro is a beast and legend of a dual-wield scimitar build but all he really wants to do is live a peaceful life and nobody gives him a fucking break for even a goddamn second
I want you to know your Drizzt posting has inspired me to pick up Homelands again after being turned away by the first 50 pages. I will endure the edgy grimdark for the promise of a soft boi.
I think the real charm in Homeland is the fact that the setting and Every Other Goddamn Character is over the top edgy drow grimdark meanwhile Drizzt is either being soft with Guen or looking at every other character going "you people are FREAKS"
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drizzt do'urden snark save me. drizzt do'urden snark. save me drizzt do'urden snark.
Last night I was telling my friend to read the drizzt books so she googled homeland and the first result was a Reddit post about how it sucked because it was too edgy like. Brother are you smoking crack the edgiest thing our boy does is try hang out with a cat so much that the owner tries to kill him over it
New Blorbo from my books
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June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
happy birthday to the only things ever
And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary
Hey.
The most day ever
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Only day you can rb this
Happy Pride Month boys, girls, neithers, boths, and in-betweens
yes theres a will wood reference
